What Does Mike Think? From the profound to the profane

29Jun/101

The only good thing I’ll ever say about a Pats player

Laurence Maroney watches Voltron, and is incredulous that the reporters interviewing him don't know what it is. Awesome.

29Jun/100

The gayest thing I’ve ever seen

Recording yourself singing A Capella. Knowing the words to the Pokemon song. Having a Justin Beiber haircut. Having an overall feminine look. Owning 3 or more V-neck shirts. None of these things alone make someone gay, but combine them all and you get this:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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21Jun/100

A testament to my awesomeness

And geekiness.  I'm just so good people think I cheat. Here I am on my new warrior, Fartbox, tanking the Stockades. As you can see, this random hunter is incredulous at the sight of me completely carrying the group.

Hop on my shoulders bitches

This is a common occurrence. I'm used to it by now. But I thought since I haven't updated this thing in a while I might as well pat myself on the back a bit.